The amazing musical group Two of Four presents "Who'll Stop the Rain" by Creedence Clearwater Revival

          Collective
The Pale Blue Dot:

So, time for some gossip. Luke and Josh (a.k.a. The Short One That Screeches, and The One With Curly Hair That Shoots Bears With A Bow, respectively), they are beautiful people. Absolutely brilliant. We think they should win gold stars and convert to Scientology*. (Please people, I'm kind of new to gossiping, is this how it's done? Any pointers would be greatly appreciated.)

*Scientology - The world's most batshit religion, like, ever. (http://www.scientology.org/)

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Here at The Collective, our purpose is to gossip about Josh and Luke, mainly for the novel reason that we can... so... yeah.